Hi! I'm Emilia and I think you're all little dweebs
1 234


pussyclestroyer:

fight 

image

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

punkbowlcut:

when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up image

staff:

this website is gay

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

durbikins:

Don’t friendzone me,

Friendcode me!

image