when your day turns out unexpectedly well
on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras
did u think i was lying
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up
its a young boys first year of school and his dad is very proud of him. his dad is really rich and shit so he asks his son”what do you want as your reward?” his son says “one grain of sugar” and his dad thinks its kinda weird but he gives it to him anyways.
a few years later his…